Obama becomes a Kennedy
Boston, Ma.,_ In the aftermath of his recent seizure and cancer diagnosis Senator Ted Kennedy is unable to deliver the commencement address at Wesleyan University in Middleton, Connecticut. He found an adequate replacement – fellow Senator Barack Obama. Obama had made the offer after last weekend’s hospitalization. Kennedy has been one of Obama’s biggest boosters for president and his endorsement made a big difference in establishing Obama’s credibility along with the Kennedy branding and blessing given by the Massachusetts’ senator. His office issues a statement saying the senator was grateful to Obama and to all his colleagues for their support. Obama’s response, “Considering what he’s done for me and for our country, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for him.”
Whatever. No one is “a Kennedy.” anymore. Who cares about the Kennedies?